XXXVIII - VIDEO Seinfeld The comeback

SEINFELD The comeback

KRAMER: Did you take this out of the garbage?

JERRY: Yeah, it's still got some spring in the strings.

KRAMER: Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk. How are you gonna be the executor of my living will?

KRAMER: You see? You can't let go.

JERRY: Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.

KRAMER: I wish I could believe you. Hey, Elaine, do you have some free time tomorrow afternoon?

ELAINE: Me?

KRAMER: Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, cold-hearted businesswoman. And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on a few throats.

ELAINE: Oh, ho, c'mon.

NURSE: Doctor, how's her coma?

DOCTOR: Oh, exactly the same.

DOCTOR: Wait a minute, she's coming out of the coma.

DOCTOR: Mrs Allbright, can you hear me? Are you okay?

ALLBRIGHT: I feel so rested and refreshed. Get me a toothbrush.

KRAMER: Hey. Oh, Jerry, listen uh, you know, I saw the rest of that movie, The Other Side Of Darkness? The coma lady wakes up at the end.

GEORGE: Ohh, I wanted to see that. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

KRAMER: I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma.

JERRY: I didn't know it was possible not to know that.

GEORGE: How was Eric Roberts as the husband?

KRAMER: Oh, unforgettable.

GEORGE: Oww.

KRAMER: I gotta find Elaine. Y'know, she's gonna pull my plug.

KRAMER: Shellbach.

KRAMER: Racquet.

ELAINE: Hi. How's he doing?

JERRY: He's been sleeping a lot. He's still groggy.

ELAINE: Oh. I thought a movie might cheer him up. I got him a Gene pick.

JERRY: What happened to Vincent?

ELAINE: I'm kinda off of him. Uh, outlet?

ELAINE: Ah.

KRAMER: Waahhh!!!

XXXV - VIDEO Fraiser talks like a guy

Bulldog: Can you stop being a shrink and just be like a guy.

Frasier: Like a guy... Like a guy...  SCREW HER!

Bulldog: What?

Frasier: Yeah, you don't need her.  She's trash!

Bulldog: Yeah, that's right.

Frasier: You're better off without her, we both are!

Bulldog: I like the sound of this.

Frasier: Yeah, so do I. Unattractive yet liberating, rather like the one and only time I wore a European bathing suit. I'm sorry. SHE'S A BITCH!

Bulldog: Hey, she wasn't even that hot.

Frasier: You're right. All she did was save you the trouble of having to dump her!

Bulldog: I never thought about that.

Frasier: There you go!

Bulldog: I'm feeling a little better, Doc.

Frasier: That's right.

Bulldog: Thanks.  It's great talking to you.

Frasier: Likewise.  You know I could talk like this for another thirty seconds.

Frasier: She was nothing!  She was less than nothing!

Bulldog: Yeah, right.

Frasier: Tomorrow you're gonna find someone even hotter, and you know what you're gonna do?

Bulldog: What?

Frasier: You're gonna have your fun with her, and then you're gonna DUMP her just for the hell of it!

Bulldog: Yeah, DUMP HER!

Frasier: And you know what?!  You're not gonna feel bad about it at all! And you know why?!  BECAUSE WE'RE GUYS!  AND THAT'S WHAT GUYS DO!!!!!

Niles: Distressing news, Frasier: Francois gave away our table.

Frasier: SCREW HIM!

Niles: Excuse me?

Frasier: You heard what I said!  We don't need him or his stinky little restaurant!  There are plenty of restaurants in town! I say we go somewhere we don't even need a reservation!

Frasier: Thank you, Niles.

Niles: You're welcome.

Frasier: Yes, you know, if we hasten, perhaps we can catch the first seating at Cigar Volante.