03 June 2013

XXXV - VIDEO Fraiser talks like a guy




Bulldog: Can you stop being a shrink and just be like a guy.
Frasier: Like a guy... Like a guy...  SCREW HER!
Bulldog: What?
Frasier: Yeah, you don't need her.  She's trash!
Bulldog: Yeah, that's right.
Frasier: You're better off without her, we both are!
Bulldog: I like the sound of this.
Frasier: Yeah, so do I. Unattractive yet liberating, rather like the one and only time I wore a European bathing suit. I'm sorry. SHE'S A BITCH!
Bulldog: Hey, she wasn't even that hot.
Frasier: You're right. All she did was save you the trouble of having to dump her!
Bulldog: I never thought about that.
Frasier: There you go!
Bulldog: I'm feeling a little better, Doc.
Frasier: That's right.
Bulldog: Thanks.  It's great talking to you.
Frasier: Likewise.  You know I could talk like this for another thirty seconds.
Frasier: She was nothing!  She was less than nothing!
Bulldog: Yeah, right.
Frasier: Tomorrow you're gonna find someone even hotter, and you know what you're gonna do?
Bulldog: What?
Frasier: You're gonna have your fun with her, and then you're gonna DUMP her just for the hell of it!
Bulldog: Yeah, DUMP HER!
Frasier: And you know what?!  You're not gonna feel bad about it at all! And you know why?!  BECAUSE WE'RE GUYS!  AND THAT'S WHAT GUYS DO!!!!!
Niles: Distressing news, Frasier: Francois gave away our table.
Frasier: SCREW HIM!
Niles: Excuse me?
Frasier: You heard what I said!  We don't need him or his stinky little restaurant!  There are plenty of restaurants in town! I say we go somewhere we don't even need a reservation!
Frasier: Thank you, Niles.
Niles: You're welcome.
Frasier: Yes, you know, if we hasten, perhaps we can catch the first seating at Cigar Volante.

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