13 May 2013

XXXVI - VIDEO Seinfeld "The seven"




GEORGE: I got a great name for our kids. A real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready?

SUSAN: Yeah.

SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

GEORGE: No, Seven.

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...especially a girl. Or a boy.

SUSAN: I don't think so.

GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it!

GEORGE: Well, that's the name!

SUSAN: Oh no it is not!No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven!

GEORGE: Alright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all crazy on me!

JERRY: Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven.Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service.

GEORGE: Yes I am. I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven.

JERRY: Alright, let's see. How about Mug? Mug Costanza. That’s original. Or uh, Ketchup?Pretty name for a girl.

GEORGE: Alright, you having a good time there?

JERRY: I got fifty right here in the cupboard. How about Biscuit? Pimento.Gherkin.Sauce.Maxwell House.

GEORGE: Alright already!! This is a very key issue with me, Jerry. I had this name for a long time.

XV - WHAT'S THE STORY Doris Day "Que será será"




DORIS DAY - QUE SERÁ SERÁ (WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE)

When I was just a little girl, 
I asked my mother, What will I be?
Will I be pretty?
Will I be rich?
Here's what she said to me

Que sera, sera, 
Whatever will be, will be; 
The future's not ours to see.
Que sera, sera, 
What will be, will be.

When I was just a child in school, 
I asked my teacher, what should I try?
Should I paint pictures
Should I sing songs?
This was her wise reply

Que sera, sera, 


When I grew up and fell in love.
I asked my sweetheart, what lies ahead?
Will we have rainbows
Day after day?
Here's what my sweetheart said

Que sera, sera, 


Now I have Children of my own.
They ask their mother, what will I be?
Will I be handsome?
Will I be rich?
I tell them tenderly

Que sera, sera, 


'Que Sera Sera' in "The Man Who Knew Too Much"