03 June 2013

XXXVIII - VIDEO Seinfeld The comeback


SEINFELD The comeback

KRAMER: Did you take this out of the garbage?

JERRY: Yeah, it's still got some spring in the strings.

KRAMER: Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk. How are you gonna be the executor of my living will?

KRAMER: You see? You can't let go.

JERRY: Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.

KRAMER: I wish I could believe you. Hey, Elaine, do you have some free time tomorrow afternoon?

ELAINE: Me?

KRAMER: Yeah, because you're perfect. You're a calculating, cold-hearted businesswoman. And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on a few throats.

ELAINE: Oh, ho, c'mon.

NURSE: Doctor, how's her coma?

DOCTOR: Oh, exactly the same.

DOCTOR: Wait a minute, she's coming out of the coma.

DOCTOR: Mrs Allbright, can you hear me? Are you okay?

ALLBRIGHT: I feel so rested and refreshed. Get me a toothbrush.

KRAMER: Hey. Oh, Jerry, listen uh, you know, I saw the rest of that movie, The Other Side Of Darkness? The coma lady wakes up at the end.

GEORGE: Ohh, I wanted to see that. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

KRAMER: I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma.

JERRY: I didn't know it was possible not to know that.

GEORGE: How was Eric Roberts as the husband?

KRAMER: Oh, unforgettable.

GEORGE: Oww.

KRAMER: I gotta find Elaine. Y'know, she's gonna pull my plug.

KRAMER: Shellbach.

KRAMER: Racquet.


ELAINE: Hi. How's he doing?

JERRY: He's been sleeping a lot. He's still groggy.

ELAINE: Oh. I thought a movie might cheer him up. I got him a Gene pick.

JERRY: What happened to Vincent?

ELAINE: I'm kinda off of him. Uh, outlet?

ELAINE: Ah.

KRAMER: Waahhh!!!

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