XXXVI - VIDEO Seinfeld "The seven"

GEORGE: I got a great name for our kids. A real original. You wanna hear what it is? Huh, you ready?

SUSAN: Yeah.

SUSAN: What is that? Sign language?

GEORGE: No, Seven.

SUSAN: Seven Costanza? You're serious?

GEORGE: Yeah. It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl...especially a girl. Or a boy.

SUSAN: I don't think so.

GEORGE: What, you don't like the name?

SUSAN: It's not a name. It's a number.

GEORGE: I know. It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all-around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

SUSAN: It's awful. I hate it!

GEORGE: Well, that's the name!

SUSAN: Oh no it is not!No child of mine is ever going to be named Seven!

GEORGE: Alright, let's just stay calm here! Don't get all crazy on me!

JERRY: Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven.Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service.

GEORGE: Yes I am. I defy you to come up with a better name than Seven.

JERRY: Alright, let's see. How about Mug? Mug Costanza. That’s original. Or uh, Ketchup?Pretty name for a girl.

GEORGE: Alright, you having a good time there?

JERRY: I got fifty right here in the cupboard. How about Biscuit? Pimento.Gherkin.Sauce.Maxwell House.

GEORGE: Alright already!! This is a very key issue with me, Jerry. I had this name for a long time.