FROM EPISODE 11-02 A MAN, A PLAN, AND A GAL: JULIA
Martin: Go.
Julia: A
ball. A balloon. Oh, an apple! A bomb. The circle. Oh, the circle of life.
Julia: Uh,
I don't know.
Julia:
Yeah, I'm looking at it. Well, maybe if you point to it harder, I'll get it. Give me something to work with,
dummy!
Julia: Oh,
a hat! The Cat in the Hat! Uh, Abraham Lincoln!
Martin:
Time!
Julia: Oh,
"From Here to Eternity," I got that in!
Frasier:
No, that's, that's not it.
Julia: What
the hell is it?
Frasier:
It's a cherry with a mustache and, uh, wearing a sombrero. It's "Cherry
Garcia."
Julia: Oh,
my God, that is the worst drawing I've ever seen. [She's right about that.] I
mean, even these cheaters [indicating Niles and Daphne] wouldn't have gotten
that one.
Daphne:
Cheaters?
Julia: I
saw you guys mouthing at each other. And I think Father Time here cut us off a
little early, too. Here, give me that pen, I'll show you how it's done. Sit
down. Oh, my God, I mean, this painting is just...
Frasier:
Oh, dear God!
Frasier:
Are you all right?
Julia: Yes,
I just, I think I need to splash a little cold water on my face.
Frasier:
Right, right, here, let me just, uh, walk you to the powder room.
Julia: I'm
sorry.
Frasier:
No, that's okay, you just take as long as you need.
Frasier: Shame
on you! That woman couldn't breathe, and the three of you just sat there!
Martin: You
didn't exactly jump in yourself.
Frasier:
That's because I mistook her choking for a sarcastic comment on my Pictionary
play! You, on the other hand, were content to let the woman I love die before
your eyes, THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID I LOVE HER!!
Niles: Oh,
knock it off, Frasier, you don't love her. You're just trying to talk yourself
into honoring your ill-advised commitment.
Frasier:
How dare you presume to know the workings of my heart? You can’t understand the
kind of feelings Julia and I have for one another. You might as well ask me to describe the
essence of music or the, the color of starlight!
Julia: Nice
towels, Frasier, you'd think a couple of old ladies lived here.
Frasier:
Get out.
Julia:
Excuse me?
Frasier: I
said get out!
Julia: I'm
sorry, have you just lost your mind?
Frasier:
No, that happened earlier when we slept together!
Julia: Are
you breaking up with me?
Frasier:
You're damn right I am!
Julia: I
want my purse!
Frasier:
And I, my hand towel!!
Julia: I
can't believe this. You're actually kicking me out?
Frasier: Do
you want me to draw you a picture?!
Julia: We'd
be here all night!
Frasier:
Get out!
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